This is literally the best gifset on all of tumblr.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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psdo:
psdo:
SEXISM IS OVER
i feel uncomfortable seeing this o-o
Good. Tell your buddies this is what oversexualization is and why it’s a problem when it happens to female characters.
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purgatory and afterlife
the more i think about it the more i come to the realization that my number one headcanon for the mass effect games is that shepard dies for good in the beginning of me2 and the rest of the game + me3 take place between life and death. it’s not real. it’s purgatory. so shepard acts as the literal shepherd of lost souls with unfinished business, because shepard is equally unable to let go, and thus makes the perfect guide for others like them, leading a ‘crew’ in and out of—and ultimately through—their losses, their stubbornness, their greatest failures, their dreams and untold stories. which makes the ending of me3 with the starchild the ultimate dissolution of the residual energy of shepard’s consciousness, as shepard finally lets go. closure, and an end, once and for all.
my number two headcanon for the mass effect games is shepard lives and gets dug out of the wreckage and everyone parties in shepard’s hospital room and joker saved EDI on a backup black box and there’s a big ol space wedding and grunt catches the bouquet.
That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross.
this.
hahahaha
EXACT REACTION OMG
omfg 267% accurate
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- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know
my cabbages
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I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this
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These are my boxes now.
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Baby alligator (by Kristian Bell)
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
SEND ME A KISS BY WIIIIRE BABY MY HEART’S ON FIIIIRE
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
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Okay, whoops, I came at this from a writer’s perspective and when I hit the watermelon I was practically cackling about “NOW THINK WHAT THAT DOES TO A PERSON’S HEAD” and then I scrolled down and WHOOPS I BROKE THE AESOP
that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
in-demigodishness-and-all-that:
england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
M for a lemon flavored donut
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He likes roosting on the closet.
And turns quite aggressive at any attempt to get him to leave.
He only moves during nighttime. It’s quite unsettling.
I wish I remembered the context of this.
Hi, my non-art is usually better than my art.
reblogging again because I remember the context! You and I were on AIM talking about, well, Starscream being Optimus’ weird cat in an emotional sense XD he never seems happy to be there but he won’t leave!
Ahaha yes that was it! Cats - they basically grant you the honor of their presence but make it clear all along that they don’t enjoy being there, not one bit.
Pay more attention to him though.
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that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
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Oh dear God. I am crying right now. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.
Homo hot lips is my favorite.
BIRDSEED!
I CAnT FIUKCiNG BREATHE WaHT IS Air
My face and stomach hurt, I’m crying, and I have to go to the bathroom again from laughing so hard!!!
Jesus chalupa!
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